Luke's Blog

2004-06-04T23:57:00.000-07:00

i need to post more often..maybe after the finals are over i might find more time to waiste time...

i think i need to change stuff around on my blog..im getting bored with it.. i think the starting song doen't work, or at least its not working of my computer. There's this really cool song, but i can't seem to find.. and i also think i should get rid of half of the spongebob songs...haha

50 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

2004-05-22T12:03:00.000-07:00

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Wearhouses," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field .
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

**BONUS**
Complete all 50 of these in one day without getting kicked out.

2004-05-21T22:26:00.000-07:00

ok..so this is my first actual post..(buddy posted the first two). i need to update it more often but haven't really had time.

I think i should rearange it to be less spongebob-like...cuz it seems that too many people are complaining and think that i have an obsession with spongebob..not true!!

2004-05-12T21:08:00.000-07:00

Voice Cast:SpongeBob SquarePants.... Tom Kenny
Mr. Krabs.......................... Clancy Brown
Patrick Star....................... Bill Fagerbakke
Squidward Tentacles.......... Rodger Bumpass
Sandy Cheeks................... Carolyn Lawrence

Episode #

Prod # Original
Air Date
Episode Title

Season 1
1. 1-1 002 17-Jul-99 Bubblestand / Ripped Pants
2. 1-2 001 24-Jul-99 Help Wanted / Reef Blowers / Tea at the Treedome
3. 1-3 003 31-Jul-99 Jellyfishing / Plankton!
4. 1-4 004 07-Aug-99 Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School
5. 1-5 005 14-Aug-99 Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple
6. 1-6 006 21-Aug-99 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy / Pickles
7. 1-7 007 28-Aug-99 Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam
8. 1-8 008 04-Sep-99 Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots
9. 1-9 009 11-Sep-99 Nature Pants / Opposite Day
10. 1-10 010 18-Sep-99 Culture Shock / F.U.N.
11. 1-11 011 25-Sep-99 MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost
12. 1-12 012 02-Oct-99 The Chaperone / Employee of the Month
13. 1-13 013 28-Oct-99 Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teen-age Gary
14. 1-14 014 31-Dec-99 SB-129 / Karate Choppers
15. 1-15 015 17-Jan-00 Sleepy Time / Suds
16. 1-16 016 14-Feb-00 Valentine's Day / The Paper
17. 1-17 017 15-Mar-00 Arrgh! / Rock Bottom
18. 1-18 018 22-Mar-00 Texas / Walking Small
19. 1-19 019 01-Apr-00 Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula
20. 1-20 020 08-Apr-00 Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

Season 2
21. 2-1 022 26-Oct-00 Something Smells / Bossy Boots
22. 2-2 021 02-Nov-00 Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off
23. 2-3 023 16-Nov-00 Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy
24. 2-4 026 27-Nov-00 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes
25. 2-5 028 06-Dec-00 Christmas Who?
26. 2-6 024 28-Dec-00 Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs
27. 2-7 025 17-Feb-01 Wormy / Patty Hype
28. 2-8 029 05-Mar-01 Survival of the Idiots / Dumped
29. 2-9 030 06-Mar-01 Grandma's Kisses / Squidville
30. 2-10 031 07-Mar-01 No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
31. 2-11 033 07-Mar-01 You Wish ("Shanghaied")
32. 2-12 032 08-Mar-01 Pressure / The Smoking Peanut
33. 2-13 027 05-May-01 Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime
34. 2-14 035 07-Sep-01 The Secret Box / Band Geeks
35. 2-15 038 21-Sep-01 Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown
36. 2-16 039 28-Sep-01 Jellyfish Hunters / The Fry Cook Games
37. 2-17 043 05-Oct-01 The Bully / Just One Bite
38. 2-18 040 12-Oct-01 Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm / Squid on Strike
39. 2-19 037 30-Nov-01 Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Season 3
40. 3-1 045 21-Jan-02 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV / Doing Time
41. 3-2 034 21-Jan-02 Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle
42. 3-3 046 22-Feb-02 The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash
43. 3-4 01-Mar-02 Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box
44. 3-5 08-Mar-02 As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?
45. 3-6 048 15-Mar-02 No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns
46. 3-7 041 22-Mar-02 The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard On Duty
47. 3-8 049 29-Mar-02 Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
48. 3-9 10-May-02 Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video
49. 3-10 17-May-02 Party Pooper Pants (aka House Party)
50. 3-11 052 01-Jun-02 Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V
51. 3-12 The Graveyard Shift
52. 3-13 Club SpongeBob
53. 3-14 Krusty Love
54. 3-15 Squid Gets Mauled
55. 3-16 Plankton's Last Stand
56. 3-17 Mid-Life Crustacean
57. 3-18 Safety Freak
58. 3-19 SpongeJaws
59. 3-20 Pranks a Lot
60. 3-21 Lost Episode (Patchy the Pirate Special)

Spongebob

2004-05-09T17:41:00.000-07:00

i love spongebob!!!